Friday, August 5, 2011

Somethings once seen.............


River Rhythms.
It was good band tonight although the bloke above wasn't playing.
This Bono look a like had Donna in quite a flap.
Poor Gary, who has a tra la posh, all singing all dancing camera, was sent to take pictures of him.
Donna told Gary that he should take a little walk and whilst walking sneak some photos of this poor chap.
Dear old Gary duly complied. He set off with his wondrous camera, complete with bells and whistles, and snuck.
He snuckled whilst we chuckled.
1, At the cheek she had to send him off.
2, At the way he meekly went.
3, At the guilty look on his face and he snuck (like this word) through the crowd.
He wouldn't get a job as a spy but he did complete his mission.

We all enjoyed the evening.
The band were pretty good and Donna then got the hots for one of the guitarists.
Gary got some piccies of him for her too.
Good old Gary.

There always has to be a fly in the ointment though.
In fact there were probably more than a few flies around this particular "ointment".
The woman below sat quite a way in front of us.

But the aroma lingered on.
Oh it was disgusting. Every now and then the sweet summer breeze came laden with the stench from the gates of hell themselves.
What we couldn't understand was the fact that she was part of a group of people who looked like they were family.
Children and grandchildren all at the table together enjoying the exotic perfume she excreted.....to coin a phrase.
Couldn't they smell it?
Were they so used to it that they had become desensitised? Hard to believe.
There were times when she was cuddling a very young baby...........oh it shouldn't be allowed.
The only good thing to come out of this is I get the chance to use a word I have been itching to use for years.
Malodorous. She was a most malodorous woman.

That goes back to when I worked at a certain establishment in Ashford.
One girl in the class was very, very stinky.
At a staff meeting one day someone put forward a question.
"What should we do about the 'malodorous child'?
I have loved that word ever since.

1 Comments:

At August 6, 2011 at 1:41 AM , Blogger Heather said...

Was Gary sent to sneak a photo of the malodorous woman of was someone else given the mission???

 

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