He's baaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkkk..........
ARNOLD SWEATYKNICKERSNot Alan.
Alan is enjoying himself in Ashford right now.
He should be out on the beer with Steve who is having his 40th birthday.
I think he went to France yesterday.
I am sure he will tell me all about it soon.
Arnie is back.
I saw him last night eating the grub I put out for him.
I haven't seen him in weeks and I thought something bad must have happened to him.
I still put the grub out but I think the crows were eating it in the morning.
Anyway, it must have been the Fig Rolls what doned it.
He was munching away like a munching thing when I looked out around 10pm.
He also looks bigger than ever so wherever he has been he has been well looked after.
I shall put some more Fig Rolls out tonight.
I bet Philip wouldn't mind one of those if Arnie leaves any.
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This is why they'll never let you work at the Born Free foundation.
"We are supposed to be preparing the tiger cubs for a life in the wild. Why are you feeding them trifle?"
I am so glad he is back safe and sound
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